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This page is for all of you who are left out on a limb...and also for the total destruction of the Kitty Empire..A few sell-outs have wondered into the Kitty Empire and must be brought back...all members accepted

ATTENTION MEMBERS OF THE CORPORATION!!! WAR WITH THE KITTY EMPIRE IS ON THY HORIZON! RALLY FOR WAR! LEAVE NONE WITH THE WITS TO HARM NO MORE!! LONG LIVE THE CORPORATION!


Current Members:
[kelso411] - President, Owner, and Guy that visits his doctor WAY to much just for the hell of it.
[kimiko_6988] Goddess of The Corporation
[NeVeR tOo LaTe]-hullo,i hath joined
[HellsGuardian] GrandMaster Swordsman
[Deathseed] General of arms
[Nimh the Madd] *jams fingers up everyone's nose, except for the president's*...I LOVE GOOOLD!!...(I am the Gold-smithe...All that funding has to come from somewhere.)
[Red Devil] Long Rifle Specialist and Loyal Supporter
[yang1089] Head Techie and Asian


Loyal Wiki branches of The Corporation:
AcrazyAzn Productions
Hockey Freaks
The REAL Neverland
Sword Fighters United

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2005-03-07 [Nimh the Madd]: ME!!!...*dances like a lunatic*

2005-03-07 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol,ok*comes to visit u*

2005-03-07 [Nimh the Madd]: I mean literally.

2005-03-07 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: oh

2005-03-07 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol,i knew that

2005-03-10 [Nimh the Madd]: Alright now...How exactly does that work?

2005-03-10 [Nimh the Madd]: Oh...never mind.

2005-03-10 [yang1089]: Hello!, watch out, head techie asian coming through

2005-03-11 [HellsGuardian]: And what are u going to do

2005-03-11 [Nimh the Madd]: He's going to pay homage to the Gold-smithe. That is what he is gonna do.

2005-03-12 [HellsGuardian]: Well thats fine by me

2005-03-13 [kimiko_6988]: can i join? ^_^

2005-03-13 [Nimh the Madd]: Yeah sure, just message [kelso411] about it.

2005-03-15 [yang1089]: do u really wanna know what im gonna do? come on, do ya do ya? *whips out deck of playing cards*

2005-03-15 [Nimh the Madd]: I choose the Ace of Spades....Or the King of Hearts...Whichever one..

2005-03-15 [HellsGuardian]: Hey thats nice yang but your cards cant do anything against my swords or shurikans

2005-03-16 [Nimh the Madd]: Contrariwise...Ace of Spades shall be your demise, Grand Master Swordsman....*smirk*

2005-03-17 [HellsGuardian]: Ace of Spades please i will slice it in half *throws shuriken at Nimh*

2005-03-17 [Nimh the Madd]: *catches*...Awesome!!...

2005-03-17 [Nimh the Madd]: *licks*...Tastes like chocolate!?!?...

2005-03-17 [kelso411]: *stabs shuriken into Nimh's tongue* now wat does it taste like?

2005-03-17 [Nimh the Madd]: *tastes*....Chocolate Syrups...

2005-03-17 [HellsGuardian]: well just so you know nimh the shurikans are tipped with posion

2005-03-17 [Nimh the Madd]: Yes..Well that is interesting and all...*takes a bite of a bar of lead*...

2005-03-17 [Nimh the Madd]: You were saying?..

2005-03-17 [HellsGuardian]: Oh just that the posion tends to disable you making it impossible to get gold

2005-03-17 [Nimh the Madd]: *laughs warmly*...I would like to see that happen!!..

2005-03-17 [yang1089]: let's see if u can laugh about this *throughs cards at blazing speed*

2005-03-17 [yang1089]: Grand Master, get him while he's disoriented!!

2005-03-17 [Nimh the Madd]: *watches them fly past*....Ummm....What was that supposed to do?..

2005-03-17 [yang1089]: ....ummm hold on *goes all techie and pulls out laptop to see what to do next*

2005-03-18 [HellsGuardian]: well i guess its my turn *pulls out katana charges at nimh*

2005-03-18 [Nimh the Madd]: Did anyone ever stop to think that if they kill the Gold-Smithe, there would be no more funding for the Corporation?..

2005-03-18 [Nimh the Madd]: *easily side steps the GrandMaster Swordsman*.....*strikes at GrandMaster Swordman's exposed flank with a golden rod*

2005-03-18 [pinkboxersrsexy]: ok i declare you all crazy a deck of card maybe its because i am a blonde i don't get it but newayz i still think yall are crazy!!!! by the way i love you all have a great day! *smiles*

2005-03-18 [HellsGuardian]: *smiles at the goldsmiths pathetic attack*flips sword to backside and hits nimh in the head*

2005-03-18 [yang1089]: ahh, i got it! *pulls out HUGE machine gun that launches cards* TAKE THIS!

2005-03-18 [yang1089]: *aim goes off due to nearsightedness and accidentally hits Gradmaster and Kelso* Uh-oh *runs*

2005-03-18 [Nimh the Madd]: *chuckles*...you would do well to be quicker, grandmaster...*catches blade in mid arch with rod*

2005-03-18 [HellsGuardian]: My attack would have landed if it wasn't for that stupid tech *jumps away and sheaths sword* i will finish this later *starts chasing yang*

2005-03-19 [Nimh the Madd]: *mocks*...Of course, it certainly would have come swifter, had it come from the techie's grandmother that is..

2005-03-19 [HellsGuardian]: You will die by my hand Nimh just wait and see

2005-03-19 [Nimh the Madd]: I would die by it if I ever chanced eating it. Has your kind never heard of toilet paper?..

2005-03-19 [HellsGuardian]: When i kill you i will make sure to cut out that out that tongue of yours

2005-03-19 [Nimh the Madd]: Wise thing to do, that way my tongue may lash at you still, even with the event of my death..

2005-03-19 [HellsGuardian]: Oh now i just though i could give it to yang to wipe his ass with

2005-03-20 [Nimh the Madd]: He wouldn't be disgusted at the fact that it would be a tongue, and slay you for insulting his entire family..

2005-03-20 [Nimh the Madd]: You should never present an asain with a human tongue..

2005-03-20 [HellsGuardian]: Yea he would probably eat it

2005-03-20 [yang1089]: HEY I HEARD THAT *comes back with a HUGE laser* NOW I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MISSING, ILL HIT THE BOTH OF YOU AND NOT WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING!

2005-03-20 [Nimh the Madd]: *discretely plugs chewing gum in laser's barrel*...Fire away, those are my last words..

2005-03-20 [HellsGuardian]: *laughs* you wont hit me with that pathetic thing

2005-03-20 [Nimh the Madd]: Really?...*wacks Gaurdian over head with staff*...

2005-03-20 [Nimh the Madd]: You were saying?..

2005-03-20 [yang1089]: FINE, IF IM GONNA GO ALONG WITH YOU BOTH, THEN FINE BY ME!!

2005-03-20 [yang1089]: FINE, IF IM GONNA GO ALONG WITH YOU BOTH, THEN FINE BY ME!! *fully charges laser and pulls trigger*

2005-03-20 [yang1089]: *BOOM*

2005-03-20 [Nimh the Madd]: *gums clogs barrel, causing weapon to backfire*..

2005-03-21 [HellsGuardian]: *grabs nimhs staff and breaks it*

2005-03-21 [Nimh the Madd]: Wow!...What a test of strentgh, you can break wood.

2005-03-21 [Nimh the Madd]: OooOOOoooo..I'm frightened..

2005-03-21 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol,u guys are so stupid sometimes

2005-03-22 [kimiko_6988]: hello ^_^

2005-03-22 [HellsGuardian]: hey :}

2005-03-22 [Nimh the Madd]: afternoon madam.. :]

2005-03-23 [yang1089]: *coughs up smoke* how ya doin?

2005-03-23 [Nimh the Madd]: *points and yells*...SMOKER!!....HE HAS THE BLACK LUNG!!!....GET HIM AWAY!!...*pummels yang*..

2005-03-23 [HellsGuardian]: Maybe we should cut it out *pulls out sword and moves towards Yangs *

2005-03-23 [Nimh the Madd]: Meh...Go for it...I mean, what harm could that toothpick do anyways?..

2005-03-24 [HellsGuardian]: Its good enough to cut you *slashes Nimh across the back*

2005-03-24 [Nimh the Madd]: Ooo...That's nice, a little higher please. It really itches up there..

2005-03-25 [Isilando]:

Attention:

The banners of this wiki have been removed as they are against the Uploading Art Rules and they cannot be displayed in houses. All members be notified that the banners must be removed from houses. If spotted by a Guard, they will be removed without warning.

2005-03-28 [yang1089]: hey, who said i was a smoker anyways, that was from the explosion *coughs*

2005-03-28 [Nimh the Madd]: Explosion?....What explosion?....*jerks head around widly and confusededly...*

2005-03-28 [yang1089]: the laser you retarded gold smith

2005-03-28 [Nimh the Madd]: It exploded?..

2005-03-29 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: huh?.....

2005-03-29 [HellsGuardian]: Dont mind Nimh hes a little slow but hes still our goldsmith so its no wonder everything sucks seeing how he made it

2005-03-29 [Nimh the Madd]: Well i didn't make everything now did I?....I mean, I didn't make your sword..*points mockingly*

2005-03-29 [yang1089]: ...uhh, goldsmith? there was an explosion since the laser blew up when u stuck gum in it, remember? *scoffs*

2005-03-29 [kelso411]: so i said to my doctor....

2005-03-29 [HellsGuardian]: I know that im glad for that otherwise i wouldn't be able to cut butter with it instead of being able to cut thorugh stone

2005-03-30 [Nimh the Madd]: What!?!...What did you say to your doctor!?!?!...

2005-03-31 [yang1089]: dont you just love it when people leave you hanging like that...serves you right

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: *gives yang a strong right cross*....Come On!!....What did you say to your doctor!?!?!...

2005-03-31 [yang1089]: alrighty then, one on one fist-fight nothing else, and no one else gets involved *takes fighting stance*

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: *spits in dirt*...So, your gonna stand up?...*swings against yang's jaw hard.....real hard*

2005-03-31 [yang1089]: *takes one step back* you call that a puch, come on, my grandmother can hit harder than that! *jabs nimh in the ribs*

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: *grabs yang's arm and twists untill a loud continuos snapping sound is heard.......then twists some more..*

2005-03-31 [yang1089]: *pulls arm free and knees nimh in the face*

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: *catches foot and twists that all the way around to yang's head*

2005-03-31 [yang1089]: *pulls a backflip(didnt know i could do that) and throughs an uppercut

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: *grabs yang's hand...forces it open....and breaks every little finger....one by one*

2005-03-31 [yang1089]: *screams in pain, gouges nimh's eyes*

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: *breaks fingers on other hand*

2005-03-31 [yang1089]: ok that didnt work apparently time to use my head *throws headbutt*

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: *punches sqaurely in the face....right betwixt the eyes....shattering yang's nose*

2005-03-31 [yang1089]: okay. okay u win

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: *cleans yang's blood off of knuckles*...Are you sure?!?!...

2005-03-31 [HellsGuardian]: Man this is boring one of you hurry up in die so I can kill the other one *swings sword around in boredom*

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: *jams fingers up Grandmasters nose and fishes for brain....finally yanking it out through his nostrils*

2005-03-31 [HellsGuardian]: uh Nimh are u blind thats kelso *runs up and hits nimh in the knee shattering his knee cap*

2005-03-31 [yang1089]: sheesh, you'd think an asian like me would give up? *summons up all strengh for one final fight*

2005-03-31 [HellsGuardian]: well i made it easier on u I crippled him

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: *beheads Grandmaster with his own sword than plunges it deep within the stomach of yang*

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: *walks off in the rain*

2005-03-31 [HellsGuardian]: Men he's really blind he just beheaded Deathseed

2005-03-31 [Nimh the Madd]: That is a pathetic way to try and keep your head between your shoulders...*kicks in hell's teeth*

2005-03-31 [HellsGuardian]: Oh well *pulls sword out of Yang and walks away*

2005-03-31 [HellsGuardian]: *turns around* though i could use a forbidden technique to bring those two back *considers it* I guess I will drags all the corpse into a pile then starts an ancient chant when finished each person is alive but unconsius* Well my good deed for the day is done rest well everyone

2005-04-01 [yang1089]: HEY, DID YOU FORGET I WAS A TECHIE? THAT WAS A ROBOTIC CLONE! NOW YOU MUST FACE THE REAL ME NIMH!!!

2005-04-01 [yang1089]: *walks to nimh slowly* nothing in the world has prepared you for the world of pain you're about to be in. *assumes fighting stance*

2005-04-01 [Nimh the Madd]: *shrugs and walks away*

2005-04-01 [kelso411]: ...and then my doctor replied...

2005-04-01 [yang1089]: get back here coward!

2005-04-01 [Nimh the Madd]: but what did you say to your doctor!?!?!??!..

2005-04-02 [HellsGuardian]: Uh yang just so u know i can only use that revival technique once a year so don't die and expect me to bringu back

2005-04-02 [Nimh the Madd]: What did you say to your doctor!?!?!?!?...

2005-04-02 [HellsGuardian]: Why dont u go to the doctor and find out

2005-04-02 [Nimh the Madd]: because he wouldn't let me in....something about no insurance or something like that...

2005-04-02 [HellsGuardian]: I will gladly pay for you insurance if it meant you wouldn't come back

2005-04-02 [Nimh the Madd]: but i have insurance

2005-04-02 [HellsGuardian]: Then what will it take in order to get rid of you how about gold *throws down a bag filled with gold*

2005-04-02 [Nimh the Madd]: i have no reason to leave

2005-04-02 [Nimh the Madd]: so im not gonna

2005-04-02 [kimiko_6988]: they.....they took my picture of the kitty :'(

2005-04-02 [Nimh the Madd]: yeah....kimiko...do you think we should create a petition...and send it to the mayor or something of that nature?..

2005-04-02 [kelso411]: ..so i was like "no way doc!!"...

2005-04-02 [HellsGuardian]: very well then theres nothing i can do for now *picks up gold and walks away*

2005-04-02 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: byes

2005-04-03 [HellsGuardian]: I will be back eventually *smiles at Fair and then continues walking*

2005-04-03 [kimiko_6988]: yes i think we should create a petition!!!! i want my kitty back!!!! :'(

2005-04-03 [Nimh the Madd]: lol...well than...

2005-04-03 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: me 2,i liked my kitty:(

2005-04-04 [yang1089]: you know what, if we're all gonna cry about it, then y dont we just take some action and get our banners back....go hassle kelso about it

2005-04-04 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: ok mister cranky pants,i don't think bugging him will do any good since it was the guards fault that they were takn down

2005-04-05 [HellsGuardian]: Uh yang I agree with Juno and also you know that Kelso has been trying for cyring out loud we see him every day havn't u heard a word he said

2005-04-05 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: thank u guardian.yang why so mad?

2005-04-05 [Nimh the Madd]: no one really understands yang very much..

2005-04-05 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: oh..just mood swings then?

2005-04-05 [Nimh the Madd]: im not very sure...

2005-04-05 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: oh,ok,seems like it to me..

2005-04-05 [Nimh the Madd]: it might be...*shrugs*

2005-04-05 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: yesh..ok..

2005-04-05 [Nimh the Madd]: ya..

2005-04-05 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: ...........

2005-04-05 [Nimh the Madd]: ........*rubs head*........

2005-04-05 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: well i just hope he doesn't do it again...

2005-04-05 [Nimh the Madd]: ya...alright....ill talk to 'im about it than...

2005-04-05 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: thanx

2005-04-05 [Nimh the Madd]: np..

2005-04-05 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: ok

2005-04-05 [kimiko_6988]: i still want my kitty *pouts*

2005-04-05 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: yea me 2

2005-04-06 [kelso411]: ok ok i have been trying to get the darn thing back...we will petition for our banner back...im only going to push for one and thats the one with the kitten being held up okies? ill need all of ur support and im really trying to get it back...ill have more news when available...   ~kelso

2005-04-06 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: yay!!!

2005-04-07 [kimiko_6988]: ^_^ so happy!!! i really really hope that we do get the kitten back ;_;

2005-04-07 [yang1089]: ...so, do you guys really think that i have problems? *scratches head*

2005-04-07 [kelso411]: yes yang...u DO have problems

2005-04-08 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: maybe a lil bit

2005-04-08 [kimiko_6988]: ????

2005-04-08 [yang1089]: ill help get rid of 'em *puts gun to head*

2005-04-08 [yang1089]: *pulls trigger*

2005-04-08 [XxIceKittenxX]: alright [Hells Guardian] will be taken off our list...but please refrain your memebers from sending me messages about their allegiance to you. It bores me.

2005-04-08 [HellsGuardian]: Uh yang i can't bring u back this time and i was wondering when i was going to be removed from the empire

2005-04-09 [kelso411]: plz do NOT send messages to the kitty empires wiki page or any of its members. these actions allow for them to do the same to us and i dont feel like making all of them feel like crap by constantly laying down insults...i dont have the time on my hands to do so right now...so again..reframe from messaging the kitty empire   ~kelso

2005-04-09 [yang1089]: *wakes up* eh? im still alive! *runs around like a kid in a candy shop*

2005-04-09 [yang1089]: aww, come on, i think it's fun to mess around with the kitty empire in a fun way

2005-04-11 [tomboy2.0]: :)

2005-04-11 [kimiko_6988]: when is the petition gonna be made?

2005-04-11 [kelso411]: whenever i can have a little chat with the mayor

2005-04-11 [kimiko_6988]: okay ^_^

2005-04-11 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: the mayor went to my bros house the other day....

2005-04-11 [Nimh the Madd]: ummm..the mayor of elftown...got it fair?

2005-04-11 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: yes i do,josh says the mayor of elftown went to his house

2005-04-11 [Ihsahn]: The banners will be removed due to the fact it violates the Uploading art rules petitioning will get you no were

2005-04-11 [Nimh the Madd]: and where does this josh live?..

2005-04-11 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: [Balthizar] there go to his house

2005-04-11 [Nimh the Madd]: Where exactly is it in violation, might i ask?

2005-04-11 [Ihsahn]: randomness and copyrighted material

2005-04-11 [Nimh the Madd]: So I see...And if I had images that were entirely created by someone that uploaded the image on elftown, then placed it in a wiki. A wiki which I joined, and placed the banner within my house. The banner is deleted from my home, yet not from the wiki. Why is that?

2005-04-11 [Ihsahn]: the picture did not belong to him the original did not that is why your banner was removed

2005-04-11 [Nimh the Madd]: This image was a .GIF that displayed "Anti-Pink Army@wiki", (since that was the name of the wiki). So I would assume that it is not copyrighted by anyone other than the user, [mufasa], that allegedly created it.

2005-04-11 [Ihsahn]: that is nbot the point, point is your banners were illegal

2005-04-11 [Nimh the Madd]: A conversation such as this could be waged on and on for longer than either party would wish to partake in, so I will leave it at that and ask no further questions, though I still feel a little left in dark on the matter.

2005-04-11 [Ihsahn]: ye i will check it out :)

2005-04-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: thanx:)

2005-04-12 [Ihsahn]: banners removed :)

2005-04-12 [Benzin]: i wanna join the corpor... no i dont... i wanna make my own to beat the kitty empire AND the corporation!

2005-04-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhaaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

2005-04-12 [yang1089]: i should laugh at you too little elf, for u see, THE CORPORATION FEARS NO ONE *says in a loud and deep voice*, so just making a wiki against us would end up in utter annihilation

2005-04-12 [yang1089]: i must get back to the rice paddies now, i will be back soon

2005-04-13 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: ok,byes

2005-04-13 [HellsGuardian]: Elf my blade will cut u down if you oppose the corporation

2005-04-14 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: yea,what he said!!!

2005-04-14 [yang1089]: Hey guardian, finished picking ur rice, want some?

2005-04-14 [yang1089]: Hey, guess what, the asian now has his own wiki, not that i dont love the corporation, i just wanted a little independence, and i also promise to work along side the corporation at all times. If you wanna check it out it's AcrazyAzn Productions

2005-04-14 [ohio is 4 lovers]: what tha hell is this? wassup yang1089

2005-04-14 [yang1089]: hey, it's a wiki, like the one i created

2005-04-14 [kelso411]: its a place to relax and slander each other without actually causing harm :)

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